Buck Conner1
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The Blonde Man Has Finally Arrived
Only KC would understand these ...... it's Saturday guys .. wake up. :lol!:
- A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"
- He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
- A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her Contractions are only two minutes apart!"
- "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
- "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
- A blonde man is in jail. The guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
- "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
- "Hanging myself," the blonde replies.
- "The rope should be around your neck" says the guard.
- "I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
- An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers always fall Backwards off their boats?" To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
- A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
- Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
- One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
Only KC would understand these ...... it's Saturday guys .. wake up. :lol!: