Good thing I wasn't drinking my coffee at the time...

[BuckDoeHunter]

My mother-in-law walks in this morning to collect her share of the garage sale money that we had. She had no pants pockets, so as she slides her money down the front of her shirt, she says "These are the only two suckers that I can trust!". It took me a second to catch her meaning, and after I did, I just about fell over. She's the type that could make a dead man laugh at his own furneral.

 

[cayuga]

Now that is funny...

 

[Spitpatch]

Wut was da furst sucka?? :?